I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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