Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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