worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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