What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I just found puke in my bra..
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
There r osticjed everywhere
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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