The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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