Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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