of course. lets lasso hookers.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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