So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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