She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he puts the penis in happiness.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
How naked do you want me to be?
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