His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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