Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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