Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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