he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I have aggressive nipples.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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