Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We are two peas in an std pod
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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