Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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