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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
