I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Quick, to the slutcave!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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