I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
My vagina just recognized that song.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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