Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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