; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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