Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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