that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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