Only a mothe r could love this liver
he shaved USA in his pubs
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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