I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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