Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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