She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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