If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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