I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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