yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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