Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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