I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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