i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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