Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
handjob tips. give me some.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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