How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
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We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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