another moral hangover. fuck.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The adults are the big ones right?
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