So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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