we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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