I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Drake has all the answers
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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