i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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