Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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