You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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