I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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