are you still at the devil's house?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Randomize
