Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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