Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I can't turn off my feet"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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