Pappa wants mamma naked
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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