Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Just puked most of my soul out..
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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