Me too!
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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