It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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