it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
