I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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