How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
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