...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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They are going to name an STD after you.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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