You work out of a Hotel?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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