i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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