I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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