He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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