And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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